Collection: Trader Tote Bags
Bag it all—profits, snacks, and your trading essentials—with our witty tote bags. Designed for traders who carry the market on their shoulders and a sense of humor in their hearts, these durable, minimalist bags are a must-have for every market mover. Stylish, functional, and unapologetically sassy
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"I Hate Holidays" – Stock Market Closed & Trader’s Worst Nightmare Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"My Parents Think I'm a Drug Dealer" – Funny Trader & Finance Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"I Love Mondays" – Stock Market Open & Trader Hustle Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"You See Mountains, I See Trendlines" – Technical Analysis Trader Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"I Watch Candles for a Living" – Funny Day Trader & Stock Market Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Mountains Look Like a Consolidation to Me" – Technical Analysis Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"I Lose Money Easily" – Funny Stock Market Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Playing the Candles Game" – Funny Trading & Crypto Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"I'm Not F*ing Leaving" – Wolf of Wall Street Quote Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Everyone Thinks I'm Unemployed" – Funny Trader & Remote Work Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"My Parents Think I'm a Stripper" – Funny Finance & Trading Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"I Buy and Sell Candles" – Funny Trading & Crypto Analyst Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"I Hate Weekends" – Trader’s Market Closure Tote Bag
Regular price €28,23 EURRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Stealing from the Financial Market" – Funny Day Trader Tote Bag
Regular price €37,00 EURRegular priceUnit price / per