"Everyone Thinks I'm Unemployed" – Funny Trader & Remote Work Tote Bag

Because Working from Home Looks Suspicious.

No office, no meetings, and way too much free time? Yeah, we get it. This 100% cotton tote bag with the sleek black print, "Everyone Thinks I'm Unemployed," is for traders, remote workers, and entrepreneurs who make money from a laptop while the world thinks they do nothing.

Why This Tote is a Strong Buy:

✔️ Durable Cotton & Reinforced Handles – Strong enough to carry your laptop, notebooks, and all your side-hustle secrets.
✔️ Flat Corners for a Sleek Look – Because you may work in pajamas, but your style is always sharp.
✔️ Sustainably & Ethically Made – Because long-term gains apply to both investing and the planet.
✔️ Lightweight & Spacious – Perfect for trading meetups, coffee shop sessions, or avoiding small talk about “real jobs.”

📊 Who Needs This Bag?
💻 Traders, freelancers, and anyone who makes money without a 9-to-5.
🎁 The perfect gift for finance pros, laptop warriors, and digital nomads.
🔥 Anyone who has ever been asked, “So… what do you actually do all day?”

Carry it and let the haters wonder. 😎