"I Buy and Sell Candles" – Funny Trading & Crypto Analyst T-Shirt

🕯️ No, Karen, I’m not into home decor. These candles decide my fate.📉📈

Most people see candles as decoration—you see them as profit and pain. This premium white T-shirt with the sleek black print, "I Buy and Sell Candles," is perfect for traders who live by the charts and breathe market patterns. Whether you’re catching wicks or riding bullish momentum, this tee speaks for itself.

Why This Shirt Belongs in Your Portfolio:

✔️ 100% Premium US Cotton – Soft, breathable, and built for market conditions.
✔️ Classic Fit, No Side Seams – A sharp, structured look—just like your risk management.
✔️ Sustainably Sourced & Oeko-Tex Certified – Because we care about more than just candles.
✔️ Tear-Away Label – No distractions, just pure trading focus.

Who Needs This Shirt?

📊 Technical traders who see patterns in everything.
🎁 The ultimate gift for stock, forex, and crypto traders.
🔥 Anyone who can spot a reversal before it happens.

Wear it, own it, and keep stacking those candles. 😎