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"I Buy and Sell Candles" – Funny Trading & Crypto Analyst Tote Bag

"I Buy and Sell Candles" – Funny Trading & Crypto Analyst Tote Bag

Regular price €37,00 EUR
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No, Karen. It’s Not Home Décor.

Some people love scented candles. You trade them. This 100% cotton tote bag with the black print, "I Buy and Sell Candles," is for traders who live by the charts and know that one wick can make or break your day.

Why This Bag is a Bullish Buy:

✔️ Strong Cotton & Reinforced Handles – Perfect for carrying your emotional baggage after a bad trade.
✔️ Flat Corners for a Clean Look – Because technical traders like things structured.
✔️ Ethically & Sustainably Made – Not all candles should burn.
✔️ Spacious & Lightweight – Fits laptops, notebooks, and stress snacks for volatile markets.

Who Needs This Bag?
📊 Traders, crypto investors, and anyone who treats candlestick charts like gospel.
🎁 The perfect gift for technical analysts and market strategists.
🔥 Anyone who has ever stared at a chart and whispered, “Just one more trade.”

Carry it, own it, and keep stacking those candles. 😎

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