"I Lose Money Easily" – Funny Investor & Stock Market Crash T-Shirt

💸 At this point, donating to the market should be tax-deductible. 📉😂

If bad trades were a sport, you’d be an Olympic gold medalist. This premium white T-shirt with the minimalist black print, "I Lose Money Easily," is the perfect way to embrace your questionable financial decisions with style. Whether you're bag-holding worthless stocks, over-leveraging your trades, or just really good at buying the top, this tee lets the world know you take losses like a champ.

Why This Shirt is Worth the Investment (Unlike Your Last Trade):

✔️ 100% Premium US Cotton – Soft, breathable, and built for enduring market heartbreaks.
✔️ Classic Fit, No Side Seams – A clean look that holds up, even when your portfolio doesn’t.
✔️ Sustainably Sourced & Oeko-Tex Certified – Because at least one of your decisions should be responsible.
✔️ Tear-Away Label – No itchy distractions - just pure, unbothered acceptance of your financial fate.

Who Needs This Shirt?

📊 Traders, investors, and anyone who’s mastered the art of panic selling.
🎁 The ultimate gift for your friend who keeps saying “This is the bottom” and is always wrong.
🔥 Anyone who’s ever checked their portfolio and whispered, “Maybe I should’ve just bought an index fund.”

Wear it proudly - because if you can’t stop losing money, you might as well look good doing it. 😎