"I Lose Money Easily" – Funny Stock Market Tote Bag

At This Point, It Should Be Tax-Deductible.

If losing money in the market was a sport, you’d be an Olympic gold medalist. This 100% cotton tote bag with the bold black print, "I Lose Money Easily," is the ultimate accessory for traders who have perfected the art of bad entries, panic selling, and catching falling knives.

Why This Bag is a Bear Market Must-Have:

✔️ High-Quality Cotton & Strong Handles – Built for carrying the emotional weight of your losses.
✔️ Flat Corners & Clean Look – Because your P&L might be ugly, but your style isn’t.
✔️ Sustainably & Ethically Made – Because at least one of your decisions should be responsible.
✔️ Spacious & Durable – Big enough for laptops, trading books, and regret snacks.

📊 Who Needs This Bag?
📉 Traders, investors, and anyone who has ever bought the top and sold the bottom.
🎁 The ultimate gift for finance bros and stock market warriors.
🔥 Anyone who has ever checked their portfolio and whispered, “Maybe I should’ve just bought an index fund.”

Carry it proudly—because at least your losses look good in tote form. 😎