Bad trades, panic sells, or just pure bad luck? If your biggest skill is losing money, at least let your phone case be a reminder to laugh through the pain.
🔹 Shockproof & resilient – Unlike your trading discipline. 🔹 Sleek & minimalist – Because there’s already enough chaos in your P&L. 🔹 Wireless charging compatible – Keep your phone ready for the next questionable entry.
📉 Who needs this case? ✔️ Traders who have donated generously to the market. ✔️ Finance bros who say, “It’s just a paper loss.” ✔️ Anyone who has ever bought the top and sold the bottom.
