"My Parents Think I'm a Drug Dealer" – Funny Trader & Finance Tote Bag

They Just Don’t Understand How Stocks & Crypto Work.

Your income is mysterious, your schedule is questionable, and your parents are definitely suspicious. This 100% cotton tote bag with the sleek black print, "My Parents Think I'm a Drug Dealer," is for traders, entrepreneurs, and crypto bros whose financial success makes zero sense to older generations.

Why This Tote is a Smart Investment:

✔️ Durable Cotton & Reinforced Handles – Perfect for carrying your laptop and market-moving secrets.
✔️ Flat Corners for a Sleek Look – Because you stay professional—even when people question your job.
✔️ Sustainably & Ethically Made – At least one part of your life is responsible.
✔️ Lightweight & Spacious – Fits laptops, trading books, and all the side-eye from family members.

📊 Who Needs This Bag?
💰 Traders, crypto investors, and anyone whose income confuses their parents.
🎁 The perfect gift for finance bros, side hustlers, and tech entrepreneurs.
🔥 Anyone who has ever been asked, "But… is that even a real job?"

Carry it, flex it, and let them wonder. 😎