"My Parents Think I'm a Stripper" – Funny Finance & Trading Hoodie

Try Explaining Trading to Boomers Without Sounding Suspicious.

Your income is too flexible, your schedule is too open, and your parents are definitely confused. This premium fleece hoodie with the black print, "My Parents Think I'm a Stripper," is for traders, entrepreneurs, and crypto degenerates whose financial success just doesn’t make sense to traditional folks.

Why This Hoodie Pays Off:

✔️ Soft & Warm Cotton Blend – Because explaining your job at family gatherings is exhausting.
✔️ Classic Fit & Kangaroo Pocket – Perfect for hiding your phone when the market gets volatile.
✔️ Ethically & Sustainably Made – Because long-term gains apply to both trading and fashion.
✔️ Tear-Away Label – No distractions, just pure, cozy financial freedom.

Who Needs This Hoodie?
💰 Traders, entrepreneurs, and anyone with a “mysterious” income stream.
🎁 The perfect gift for finance bros, side hustlers, and meme stock legends.
🔥 Anyone who has ever been asked, “But what do you actually do?”

Wear it, own it, and let them wonder. 😎