"My Parents Think I'm a Stripper" – Funny Finance & Trading Tote Bag

Because Try Explaining Your Income Without Sounding Sketchy.

Your schedule is too free. Your earnings are too unpredictable. Your parents are definitely confused. This snow-white cotton tote bag with the bold black print, "My Parents Think I'm a Stripper," is perfect for traders, crypto investors, and side hustlers whose financial success just doesn’t make sense to the older generation.

Why This Bag Pays Off:

✔️ 100% Cotton & Reinforced Handles – Strong enough to carry all your side hustle secrets.
✔️ Flat Corners for a Sleek Look – Because traders keep it clean—even in chaos.
✔️ Ethically & Sustainably Made – At least one part of your life is responsible.
✔️ Spacious & Practical – Big enough for a laptop, a trading notebook, and your questionable career choices.

Who Needs This Bag?
💰 Traders, entrepreneurs, and anyone who makes money without a traditional job.
🎁 The perfect gift for finance bros, crypto kings, and freelance hustlers.
🔥 Anyone who has ever been asked, "But what do you actually do?"

Carry it, flex it, and let them wonder. 😎