Tried explaining "leveraged trading" to your parents? How about “buying the dip”? Yeah, they still don’t get it. They just see money coming in at weird hours and assume the worst. Keep the mystery alive with this sleek and minimalist phone case—because, honestly, explaining is too much work.
🔹 Slim and scratch-resistant – Just like your risk tolerance. 🔹 Glossy or matte finish – Because finance bros like options. 🔹 Open port design – Easy access to quickly check your charts mid-convo.
💸 Who needs this case? ✔️ Traders, crypto bros, and freelancers with "odd" income streams. ✔️ Side hustlers who are definitely not doing anything illegal. ✔️ Anyone tired of hearing, "So… what exactly do you do?"
