"My Parents Think I'm a Stripper" – Stock Trader & Crypto Investor Tee

💸 Because Try Explaining Trading to Boomers... 💸

If your family still doesn’t understand your mysterious income streams, this premium white T-shirt with the sleek black print, "My Parents Think I'm a Stripper," is the perfect way to embrace the confusion. Whether you're flipping stocks, options, or crypto, one thing’s for sure—mom and dad are definitely suspicious.

Why This Shirt is a Must-Have:

✔️ 100% Premium US Cotton – Soft, breathable, and as smooth as your market exits.
✔️ Classic Fit, No Side Seams – A clean look that screams "I swear, it’s legal."
✔️ Sustainably Sourced & Oeko-Tex Certified – Ethically made, because responsible profits matter.
✔️ Tear-Away Label – No distractions, just a shirt as comfortable as passive income.

Who Needs This Shirt?

💰 Traders, entrepreneurs, and anyone whose job is too confusing to explain at Thanksgiving.
🎁 The ultimate gift for finance bros and side-hustlers.
🔥 Anyone who has way too much free time on weekdays but somehow pays rent.

Wear it, own it, and let them wonder. 😎